Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Top 5 List!

Today's Top 5 List - The Top 5 Things that Wyatt Hates:

5. NASCAR Haters
People that hate NASCAR. Of course, that doesn't narrow it down very much. On of the reason's people hate NASCAR is example below of the people that go to NASCAR.

4. No Food Zones - With the diet going on (It is still going on, right?) most zones are food free zones these days. Wyatt has been fighting the good fight in the diet ring and tying to go the distance. Keep your gloves up.

3. Mumia
If you are not Ed Asner then you probably hate this guy. Of course, if you are a cop or have a cop in the family or are friends with a cop or know a cop or have ever copped a feel or said the word cop, you are probably on board with this one. What could be worse?

2. Teflon Bobbie - One of the REAL reasons that Wyatt doesn't like the Flyers is the GM. Sir Bobbie Clarke has flashes of genius at times (the Forsberg pick up, . . . . . .there must be others)
Even the Lindros pickup was a good move. The handling of him once he got here was the worst. I'll couple that with a picture of Steve Coates. Coatsey is the bain of Wyatt's existence.

and the number 1 thing that Wyatt hates. . . . . .. . .
1. The Brave Little Toaster -
There's no tell this guy how great this movie is, let alone singing the songs on the golf course. This movie puts Snatch and Pulp Fiction to shame.


At 5:17 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Okay, I don't HATE The Brave Little Toaster. I just don't understand its universal appeal to you and Vinnie.

The other four - you're dead on.

The NASCAR Back Hair Guy - Ew!

And you're a scumbag for putting up a picture of Steve Coates! Vengeance shall be mine!

At 10:17 PM, Blogger grimjack said...

Now you are going to get all the Mummidiots riled up. I can see the logic of eliminating the death penalty. But why pick the one guy in jail who is guilty as your poster boy?

Coatesies right- let em fight.

At 1:42 AM, Anonymous linda said...

Pss-sst--is that a pic of Wyatt at a race? He said he was shaving his backhair but didn't mention exactly what he was doing it for! That must take dexterity! Not to mention a rather gross quantity of hair! He is loaded with talent! hehe

At 7:55 AM, Anonymous Vincent_Antonelli said...

Brave Little Toaster: one of the top 5 movies of ALL TIME! Love that movie (like Mrs Roosevelt loved her husband..)

My best day at work will be the one where someone comes to me with a supposed problem, and I get to tell them "fact is, there just aren't enough facts".

and you can put in me in nascar haters club. tried watching it the other day when it was on - after 60 seconds the channel was changed. Its like watching the traffic go by on the northeast extension. Now if they put that hairy dude in the middle of the track and made him dodge the cars for a few minutes - THAT would be entertaining!

At 2:01 PM, Anonymous linda said...

I've never heard of the toaster movie.
Lots of the race fans travel great distances to go to the races. I don't watch them on tv--sometimes pieces of a race. I watch football the same way! Ever notice the guys who paint their bodies and faces to go to a game? Cute. The only sport I watch from start to finish is horse racing!


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