A Funny Quickie
My friend Brad emailed this to me and it made me laugh. . .Enjoy! Also, if you have any other suggestions, add them:
Cereal Riders
Of course, a good choice would be the Kaboom Clown. A clown in the car always brings a smile to people's faces.
You would have to be rather discerning if you went with the Freakies. Too many unless you have a Caravan and Boss Moss would try and dominate the trip while Grumble would just complain all the time.
Personally, I would take Quisp. Tales of Outer Space and how he kicked Quakes ass in those races back in the day would be just the right ingredients for a road trip.
posted by Deathlok @ 12:45 PM
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8 Comments:
Capt'n Crunch! He's got a good sense of direction and I like boats. :)
OMG . . . I actually remember the Freakies! None of them were very durable though.
Remind me to tell about the Winnie The Pooh characters that came in . . . something . . . sometime.
Quisp. Somewhere, The Badger is drooling!
Man, I loves me some Quisp! Luckily there's one supermarket around here that carries it. I may have to go there tomorrow!!!
I vote for Duck Dodgers!
Heh, heh, you wrote "Quickie!"
My favorite fictional cereals:
1. Kellogg's Live Angry Hornets
From a David Letterman skit about FDA-rejected food items.
2. Crickly Wicklies
From Green Acres. Everyone except Oliver found jewelry as prizes in their cereal boxes -- diamonds, emeralds, rubies. Oliver kept getting Yogi Berra baseball cards.
3. Nothin' But Sugar: Now with Ritalin! A classic from Married with Children.
4. Admiral Crunch and Archduke Chocula - 31st century cereals from Futurama. It makes sense, I guess.
5. Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs -
Calvin and Hobbes. Sugar Bomb do supply 100% of the recommended daily allowance of caffeine. Hobbes detests them, and says they make his heart skip. Calvin says, "Every Saturday I get up at 6 and eat 3 bowls of Crunch Sugar Bombs. Then I watch cartoons till noon, and I'm incoherent and hyperactive the rest of the day."
6. Krusty Brand Cereal: Now with FREE Flesh-Eating Bacteria
Just one of the Krusty brand cereals endorsed by Krusty the Clown on The Simpsons. Other cereals products included: Krusty-O's with FREE jagged metal Krusty-O in every box, Chocolate Frosty Krusty Flakes "
And of course, the original SNL, "Quarry, Tastes better because it's mined."
or the later SNL:
Colon Blow - High Fiver Cereal.
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