Thursday, April 03, 2008

Plagiarized Ponderings

I thought that I would steal a page from RTs book and post a few non sequitur ponderings. . .

1. With a poorly written song combined with a extremely untalented singer, why is Peter Tork's Auntie Grizelda so catchy.

2. Jon Corzine is the Anti-Christ!! How the people of New Jersey haven't risen up like an angry mob with fire and pitchforks and stormed his mansion like Frankenstein's Castle is beyond me. Corzine. . . .Mob. . .ironic that both of those words showed up together.

3. Of Yahoo's top FEATURED Stories this morning, I am more interested in the Elephant who was taught to paint his self portrait that who was eliminated from American Idol. Supposedly, there is a hot, tattooed Irish chick on Idol and I still can't bring myself to watch that show.

4. If Jodie Foster was going to replace Charles Bronson in a remake of DEATHWISH (see: The Brave One), she should have at least beat someone with a sock full of dimes. Watching it, brought on my own deathwish.

5. Wrestling is not a real sport. It's fake. Hockey is a real sport. Unless the game has Sidney Crosby in it. Then the refs have a script. He's not even the best player on his team.

6. Obama and Clinton were in Philadelphia this week and neither stopped to get a cheesesteak. . . with or without Wyatt.

7. The Pulitzer Prize this year should go to the guy that thought to offer Chocolate covered Marshmallow Peeps this year for Easter.


At 1:03 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Yeah, but Obama sampled $100 ham.

Enter your own fat joke here.

At 10:13 PM, Blogger RT said...

1. Because you like to monkey around?

2. We're beaten down. Corzine would probably tax the torches, pitchforks, and create a new mob tax.

3. I haven't watched it either.

4. You'd think with her being of an "alternative" lifestyle, she'd be a brute. Guess not.

5. I turned off the hockey game after that unreal, crazy, stupid, screwed call ended in a Crosby goal when he and a teammate should have been in the sin bin--feeling shame.

6. Hillary must be watching her girlish figure. Obama must be a health freak. Oh wait, he smokes.

7. Mmmmmm...chocolate and marshmallow. Yummy!


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