Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Hockey News You Can Use!

This little post was inspired by RT and her quick headline posts:

"Guy Lafleur said this during RDS' post-game show after Saturday's loss: "Le Canadien n'a pas de premier trio, il compte sur quatre quatries trios!" which loosely translates into, "The Canadiens don't have a first line. They have four fourth lines." - TSN

Hey! I have someone on one of those fourth lines. . . No wonder I'm in 9th. Still that's a bit harsh.

"The Bruins were without tough young winger Milan Lucic last night, who remained home in Boston after getting his bell rung by a Bryan Berard shoulder check in Friday's matinee at the Garden."

Which one of these guys has a problem with depth perception? The guy with one eye? Apparantly Not!

"Defenseman Jeff Finger missed practice because of groin stiffness, but Quenneville said he should play Wednesday."

Hockey shouldn't have news that has Finger, Play, and Groin Stiffness in the same sentence.

NOT HOCKEY: Enforcer Derek Boogaard (I was saying Booooogaard) left practice early Monday because of back spasms.
HOCKEY: Kurtis Foster, who took a slapshot to his face Saturday but can play as soon as the swelling subsides, is listed as possible Wednesday, probable for Friday.

Finally, how awesome is this . . . . .?
I'm not very good with geography, but this is the only geography I need anyway.(Click To Enlarge . . . .heh Enlarge)


At 9:50 PM, Blogger RT said...

Gay Flower dude is mean. (Yes, I know who he is and I don't care.)

A stiff groin is a problem? Hmmm...

The map needs more hockey teams.

Line of last night while watching a bit of hockey with my mom (her line): "I guess it is easy to spit when you are missing your teeth."

My mom has finally regained her sense of humor. ;P

At 11:00 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Groin Stiffness. Bawahahahahaha!!!

At 7:18 AM, Anonymous vincent_antonelli said...

I head on tv that if you have groin stiffness for more than four hours you should call a doctor.

At 7:19 AM, Anonymous vincent_antonelli said...

and I'm grateful that there was a hockey post where RT didn't rub our faces in the fact that Hot Rod is kickin tail this season..

At 11:16 PM, Blogger RT said...

What's that? Roddy IS a MACHINE!!!! You hear that? A MACHINE! Why? Because he works out ten hours a day and has legs of steel (wow the stamina)! He stops pucks with his face and takes stitches on the bench. He sits and visualizes the game on the ice an hour or so before the game! He is a face-off god!

Daniel Briere is cuter and my heart feels a little fickle these days. Heh.


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