SkyWriting & Plagiarism

As I have nothing to report, other than many thanks for multiple Caption Contest Wins, I received permission to post an email that I got from Skywriter. It is about her recent move to Indiaaaaaana and it made me laugh. Here is a brief excerpt:

. . . . .There's also a used bookstore in Brownsburg which I haven't checked out yet. Though I can imagine their bargain book titles:

The 432,678 Habits of Highly Successful Obsessive-Compulsives

The Gospel According to Thundercats

Oh, the Places You Can’t Go since the Accident

It’s Not Slander if He Actually Is Retarded: 101 Legal Tricks for the Self-Taught Lawyer

Portuguese People You Might Know

Can We Communicate with the Dead? No.

Harry Potter Meets the Groovy Ghoulies

The History of the Allen Wrench from the Ikea Bookshelf to the Ikea TV Swivel Stand

Winning Her over through Tears

“I Could Pee on That” and other Poems by Dogs

The Peter Max Code

You're not going to be famous, you're not going to be rich. You'll never have that threesome with supermodels. A man's guide to facing facts.

Losing Weight through Sensible Eating and Regular Exercise

Things Are Going to Get a Lot Worse before They Sort of Plateau

Financial Freedom through Bar Bets

The Over-50 Person’s Guide to Tying Up Loose Ends

Wicca: Your Last, Desperate Attempt in Believing that Some Greater Force Is Somehow
Responsible for How Your Life Has Turned Out

So now you're a parent. Big Whoop.

Additional Nod to Sky because I actually used the "It's Not Slander If He's Really Retarded" line to much mirth.