Caption Contest
WINNERS!!
This time since there was such a generous outpouring, I decided to have two judges (operating independently). First:
Mrs Deathlok's Picks
3rd Place: Wyatt: "Jimmy enjoyed his body parts like his muffins: fork split."
2nd Place: Brad: "I know we always tell you that, but this you SHOULD eat with your fingers..."
1st Place: RT: "He really did believe he could dig to China."
And because she insisted:
Honorable Mention: radiognome: w"ell, you told me to go fork myself"
Deathlok's Picks
3rd Place: Wyatt: "Jimmy enjoyed his body parts like his muffins: fork split."
2nd Place: Skywriter: "come on kid. . . that's mine. . fork it over."
1st Place: Brad: "I know we always tell you that, but this you SHOULD eat with your fingers..."
Okay, after I threw up a little, I decided that this should be my caption contest picture for the week.
Have at it. . . . .
Labels: Caption Contest
posted by Deathlok @ 2:09 PM
22 comments
22 Comments:
Little Jimmy tries to eat his fresh picked boogers!
well, you told me to go fork myself
or
it's not fun until someone loses a nose
Pick a winner!
OR
He really did believe he could dig to China.
Jimmy enjoyed his body parts like his muffins: fork split.
come on kid. . . that's mine. . fork it over.
Sweetie, when you are older, the piercing will seem completely normal. You'll be a trend setter and the other kids will want to be like you.
"I know we always tell you that, but this you SHOULD eat with your fingers..."
CAUTION: Nose piercing should only be done by professionals, using professional equipment.
who knew you moonlighted as a muse?
"Well, I suppose there are worse places you could have stick that fork..."
"...but you only said I couldn't run with scissors."
"...but you only said I couldn't run with scissors."
ROTFLMAO
"See Mommy, I didn't poke my eye out."
(probably goes along with the scissors caption)
"But mom, it's cool when Wolverine does it!"
'But I ate my peas mommy.'
"...and the (sniff) Bill said, (sniff) stick a fork in him, he's Don."
In the modern A Christmas Carol Tiney Tim as able to utilize universal health care to have the fork removed after a reformed Scrooge's backing got Hillary elected.
"DAMMIT! Who gave the fork to the little Polack again!?!"
I thought you learned your lesson when you did that with your pecker last week Rodney!
I win! I win!
Of course I have an advantage, having sat around with Mr. Deathlok and spent lots of time making each other laugh. I know what gets his funny bone....
Especially if you say it in a "Mrs Conclusion" voice.
Aaaalllloooo!!
The Twins, c'mon!
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