Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Wild Reunion

Saturday, I took a sojourn down to Wildwood NJ to a place called Westy's for the Annual Archbishop Ryan Reunion. It's an "Every year" Reunion so it is packed.

My friend Pam called and asked if I was going. Since I haven't seen her in about 10 years, I decided to make an appearance. Not the merry socialite I am today, I don't really know too many people from high school. Of the 3 people that I hung out with in high school, I am still close with two of them (one is a cloaked reader of this here blog) and they couldn't make it (read: had little desire to make it).

While there, I saw three guys that I went to school with. One I barely knew and the other two were the class bully types. "Hey! Great to see you. You were a real dick in high school." Doesn't go over well. So I made pleasantries and tried to ignore the voice of Gollum in my head saying "Deathlok is falses. . .he speaks false."

After about an hour of standing there and having people come up to me and saying "Hi! Is your brother/sister here!" It was suggested that we go back to the Denise Callahan's house (a girl from the old neighborhood). I few of us went back there and we caught up a little bit. Very nice.

The point of all this is. . . .of the guys that I saw, I learned this. I Look Great! . . . Well, comparatively. I swear to God I wanted to say "I think I went to school with your son." I now believe that minimal drug use and a lot of drinking is indeed the fountain of youth.


At 1:08 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

You have friends? And they quietly read this drivel? Yikes! (I wish I had a friend.)

Don't feel to bad: I was at a wedding on Saturday, and I had to be quite FALSES!

At 1:34 PM, Blogger Queen of Dysfunction said...

Dude, that is such good news on the drinking front.

Well, I'm off to grab a beer. Gotta keep those wrinkles at bay, you know.

At 4:22 PM, Blogger radio gnome said...

you guys were wearing falsies?

(rethinking that trip to Philly this weekend . . . )

At 5:48 PM, Blogger RT said...

How do you explain Keith Richards?

I went to a reunion five years ago and the "bullies" still had stuff to say under their breath as I passed by, well except for the really obnoxious one that got expelled at the end of out junior year.

The final deed: He jumped up on the stage at the end of the prom fashion show and did the PeeWee Herman dance.

I don't think I'll be going to the 20th this year. I'm still too much of a loser.

At 1:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew you back in high school and I know you now AND the word "Great" should not come in to play when describing your appearance.....unless it's used in the phrase "greatly grotesque"

The cloaked blogger

At 3:56 PM, Blogger Deathlok said...

If you would have seen the cast of Cocoon down there, you would say different.

At 10:11 AM, Anonymous Randal Graves said...

"Hey! Great to see you. You were a real dick in high school."

I feel like saying that every few days since one of the biggest douchebags from my class at Ryan lives down the street from me (thanks to his daddy's money).....big, roid-raging football faggot!

But I get the last laugh because he's a chubby, balding bastard now and I'm still REALLY good-lookin'!

Oh, and Ryan Reunions are gay.

At 3:10 PM, Blogger Captain America said...

I really am reluctant to say I went to Ryan... Congrats on getting to 10,000 dude!


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