Thursday, January 11, 2007

Who's The Master?

Rate you Masterbatory Lyrics:

Green Day - D
"Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like sh!t

Vapors - C-
"I'm turning Japanese I really think so"

Elvis Costello - A+
"Now that your picture's in the paper being rhythmically admired"



At 12:21 AM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Um, what's the reason behind this post . . . and where is your other hand???

At 9:48 AM, Blogger Deathlok said...

What?? I can't come up dry?. . . . . . FOR IDEAS!! FOR IDEAS!!!

At 11:04 AM, Anonymous thebadger said...

Elvis wins of course, of course.
Earp is hung like a peanut
not a horse, a horse.

At 8:57 PM, Blogger RT said...


At 3:19 PM, Blogger Token Asian said...

Alanis Morrissette: "One Hand in My Pocket"

Divynls: "I Think of You and I Touch Myself" or something like that. I guess those are too overt.

Oh, wasn't "She Bop" by Cyndi Lauper also about self pleasure? (^_^) {tee hee hee)

At 9:04 PM, Blogger radio gnome said...

XTC's "Pink Thing", although Andy P assures us the song is really about his son.

Pink Thing, when you spit in my eye

Another purposeful misrepresentation could be Adrian Belew's "Six String", which is obviously abou Adrian playing his . . . um . . . instrument, but . . .

I love your back, i love your head
But i love it best
When i run
My fingers down your neck

My fave pun on the subject is from Lol Creme and Kevin Godley from 10cc:

We had
Some honeymoon on itchy bedding
Scum buzzing round your busy body
Dumb waiters waiting, sweating, straining
All mass-debating my woman

thank you for your custom

At 9:47 AM, Blogger Deathlok said...

10cc - Interesting enough, the band is supposedly named after the amount of "material" ejected from the topic of discussion.

At 1:21 PM, Blogger radio gnome said...

yep - a veritable Lovin' Spoonful

At 6:21 PM, Blogger Deathlok said...



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