Monday, February 27, 2006

Spider-Man - Not Scottish. . . . .


IT"S CRAP!!
That's the report on the new Spider-Man Costume. Not only the costume, but the the whole story was Gar + Bage! Here is the new Spider-Man Armor designed by Tony Stark (AKA Iron Man)
What is THAT?!! Little Doctor Octopus arms?!? Are you kidding me? He can now glide (okay, we'll call it the poor man's flying.) Stop! with the Flying Spider-Man.
After 40+ years of using his "spider sense" to dodge strafing barrages of machine gun fire that would make Wyatt proud, he gets shot in the back . . .just to show that the armor is bulletproof.
I understand that the change is temporary, like the Spider-Clone, six armed Spider-man and Cosmic Spider-Man (I kid you not. . .Cosmic powered Spider-Man), but this is just plain abusive to anyone that has been following the character since the 60s.
If you don't have good ideas, let someone else write the book.
If Marvel is trying to outdue DCs Superman Blue and Superman Red, they are getting pretty damn close.

9 Comments:

At 2:33 PM, Blogger ZombieSilas said...

Well...we all know how all those other story lines worked out.

Stupid. Just stupid.

AAARRRGGGHH.

 
At 3:34 PM, Blogger Deathlok said...

True! At least make it work. All of a sudden he doesn't have Spider Sense. . . . much like the book doesn't have sense.

 
At 5:23 PM, Blogger ZombieSilas said...

Or any of my cents if they keep this crap up...again.

 
At 5:36 PM, Blogger radio gnome said...

it's reading stuff like this that puts me on the other side of the "kinda wish I had kept up with reading comics" thing.

 
At 7:27 PM, Anonymous zippychik said...

Hey guys, get over it. It's just a comic book. (Let the flaming begin!)

 
At 9:06 PM, Blogger ZombieSilas said...

argh...

 
At 1:02 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

New costume = retarded. EOM.

 
At 2:22 PM, Blogger Deathlok said...

Keep in mind that Spider-man has recently developed a stinger that resembles a single Wolverine claw.

Eh, What!?!

 
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