Man's Weekend - The Rebuttal - Part 2

THIS is not what you want to wake up to in the morning. ANY MORNING!! Geez. . .US!! It wasn't bad enough that I had to listen to the snoring/manatee mating call all night. I like it better when it was dark.

So Friday we set out for golf. Now normally, we drop about $38 for golf this year it jumped to $75. . . .EYIKES!! A little (lottle) bit rich for my blood, but the course was very nice and the rain stopped as we were teeing of the first hole. The thing about golf that I love is that since I'm not very good (a consistant 131), I'm amazed to find that things occur to me that defy description. On this day, I approach a shot in the fairway. The other three guys are watching. As I hit the ball, my 5 iron breaks in two. No no, Not the shaft! The paddle cracked in half. (no one's ever seen that before). Add to that . . .we had four grown men watching this and we couldn't find the ball . . .or the clubhead. I believe that wormholes were involved.

My brother, Vinnie and Wyatt. . . They don't know that when you are playing golf after heavily drinking the night before, you don't bring "par juice" or suffer the $75 experience away. You bring along a Pharmacist with 600mg Modins. Best meal of the day.

After golf, I strayed from the usual MWE fare. As I knew the Pour House awaited, I passed on the Wawa Shorty run and helf out for really expensive Irish Lamb Stew. Once you drop $75 for golf, $18 for lamb stew is nothing. The Guinness just kept on pouring. Yummy!